Yes another one. I'M SORRY, KAT TOLD ME TO AND SHE'S OFFERING SEX SO... *shot*

So I chose the controversial meme. Because I knew the answers would turn out lulzy.

Okay choosing 3 characters:
- Samuel
- Saturnina
- Joe the Bartender

What's the worst thing someone could do?

Saturnina: ... Lock you up in an asylum. *shudders*
Samuel: Be an incredibly hot bitch and NOT have sex with you. I mean how unfair is that!? Saturnina...
Saturnina: ... Not this again...
Joe: Not tipping the bartender. DAMMIT I DO MY JOB.


What's the worst thing someone could do to you?

Samuel: Already answered that one.
Saturnina: *glares* ... Persistently plead for sex like some inconsiderate lecher.
Samuel: ... Oh so it's war now, huh?
Joe: Well we could always--
Both Saturnina and Samuel: SHUT UP, JOE.

What's the worst thing that could happen to you?

Saturnina: Already a reality.
Samuel: I second that notion.
Joe: Having to choose between two good things. D:


What's the worst thing someone could say about a person?

Both Samuel and Joe: WOULDN'T KNOW.
Saturnina: -___- *smacks forehead*


What's the best thing someone could say about a person?

Samuel: That you're good in bed. ;D
Joe: I second that, and also make a good beer.
Saturnina: Dear God I'm surrounded by pigs... *sighs* being deemed intelligent or talented I suppose...?


Are men and women basically different?

Saturnina: Well women are just as capable as me--
Samuel: TIME'S UP. Now it's Samuel's answer~ Of course they are! You see, women are sort of like decorations...
Saturnina: WHAT!? *fists clenched about to punch him in the face*
Samuel: Now, now quiet down, decorations are a GOOD thing... you women are so delusional.
Saturnina: ... *punches him in the nose*


Which is better, to be a woman or to be a man?

Samuel: *bandage on nose now* To be a man, of course! 8D
Saturnina: Women are just as capable... in fact, even more. We have better concentration than most men do.
Samuel: ... Mm... hmm... *stares at her breasts*
Saturnina: Goddammit-- JOE!?
Joe: *also staring* Eh?
Saturnina: *growls in irritation*




What can men do that women can't do?

Samuel: Everything! 8D
Joe: Brew the greatest beer.
Saturnina: ... Own three brains and only use two? Or is that giving you too much credit?
Samuel: ... You're still a crazy bitch.
Saturnina: I'M NOT CRAZY!!



What can women do that men can't do?

Samuel: Uh...
Joe: ... hmm...
Samuel: ... Whine?
Saturnina: Oh haha... how about stay on task?




Is it possible to change genders?

Samuel: ... Why would anyone ever...?
Joe: ... *looks as if he's contemplating it*
Saturnina: Well technically...




How old is old enough to have sex?

Saturnina: ... Uh...
Samuel: 12 sounds about right.
Saturnina: ....
Joe: ... I'm going to go with 18 to be safe..
Samuel: What? What!?




Is it wrong to have sex if you're unmarried?

Joe: Hell no!
Samuel: Like I would marry anyway!
Saturnina: Eh... not really my area of questioning...




Is it wrong to have sex with someone other than your spouse if you're married?

Samuel: I can't blame them. :/
Joe: Well alcohol is the only thing getting them through the marriage... *snort*
Saturnina: Well I for one think it's absolutely horrible.




Is it wrong to have sex with a person of the same gender?

Samuel: *looks like he's about to vomit*
Joe: ... <<... >>... 8D~
Saturnina: Uh... I don't know what to say about that.
Samuel: Actually... wouldn't mind seeing you in some girl on girl action... rawr. ;D
Saturnina: ... -.-




Is it wrong to have sex with a person of a different race (or a different intelligent non-human species)?

Joe: No comment.
Samuel: Eh... *shrug*
Saturnina: Where are all these sex questions coming from...?




Is it wrong to have more than one sexual partner at the same time?

Joe: But that's my area of expertise!
Samuel: ... Thousands... upon thousands... of women... *drools*
Saturnina: Ugh. I'm getting tired of these questions...
Samuel: Hey don't worry... you'd still be part of the collective... and one of my favorites. ;D
Saturnina: ... Joy. -__-




Is it wrong to have sex with someone you don't love?

Joe: Nah...
Samuel: What the hell is that?
Saturnina: I'm seriously done with these sex questions.




What are the responsibilities of a mother toward a child?

Saturnina: Well several... most if anything...
Samuel: Eh it's a woman's job!




What are the responsiblities of a father toward a child?

Samuel: To teach their sons how to become MEN!




What are the responsibilities of a child toward a parent?

Saturnina: To simply do as they are told.
Samuel: And be exactly as they should be... or else they're failures.
Saturnina: ... I'm a failure...? ;-;


Which should be more important to you, your parent or your child?

Samuel: ... I hate children.
Saturnina: I haven't spoken to my parents since... well they sent me to that asylum.
Joe: Neither!


Which should be more important to you, your parent or your spouse?

Joe: Again, neither.
Samuel: Seconded.




Which should be more important to you, your child or your spouse?

Joe: ... And still neither!
Samuel: She better be a hot ass wife or she and the kid are out. :/
Saturnina: I... don't see myself ever being in that situation...




Is it wrong to have a child if you're unmarried?

Saturnina: Yes...
Samuel: How about just having the kid in general?


Is there one true religion?

Samuel: SAMUELISM!



Does a deity or deities exist?

Saturnina: If God exists, he must hate me...
Samuel: If God exists, he must fucking love me...
Joe: I prefer believing so, anyway.




How important is it to believe in a deity or deities?

Joe: ... Okay, not that important.




How important is it to actively practice your religion?

Samuel: Immensely! Saturnina, you have lots of worshipping you owe to the church of Samuel.
Saturnina: You mean the one in your head?




Does magic exist?

Saturnina: ... Maybe...
Samuel: Pfft... as if.




Is practicing magic wrong?

Samuel: Not if it's the Samuel magic... if ya know what I mean. ;D




Is killing always wrong?

All 3: HELL NO.




Is war always wrong?

Samuel: Hell no!
Saturnina: Eh... usually it's useless.
Samuel: So is your nagging. Less talking, more doing.




How old is old enough to fight in a war?

Samuel: We've enlisted the dead before.




Is rape always wrong?

Samuel: Rape implies they didn't want it.
Joe: Not if she was too drunk to remember.
Saturnina: ... You're both so disgusting.




Is torture always wrong?

Saturnina: Of course not!
Samuel: Torture can be fun...
Joe: Eh... no opinion.




Is theft always wrong?

Joe: If it's beer it is... which reminds me... PAY UP, SAMUEL.




Is slavery wrong?

Samuel: Hell no... what? I'm the only one?




Is lying wrong?

Joe: Of course not! That's how you make a business!
Samuel: And save yourself from the horrors of marriage and such...
Saturnina: ... Or just the horrors of Samuel.
Samuel: ... You're implying that you lied...?



Is swearing wrong?

Samuel: Fuck no! Swear like a sailor!